Machinist School Classes Start Jan 12, 2011

8am to 3pm, Monday thru Friday

Machinist Classes such as Precision Measuring, CNC, Milling Machine, Industrial Safety, Lubrication, Statistical Process Control, Machine Shop Math, Welding for Machinists

I'm gonna learn something - you could too!

There is a Machinist School in Arkansas!

What is the formula for success? Machinst School Knows

There is a formula for success ..... no matter what you want to do, this formula applies, even at the machinist school.
I guess I could tell you the formula but you will have to work for it. You will have to watch the video and, depending on your memory, a pencil and paper to copy down the formula. ( I suppose you could do a screen shot if you don't have a pencil and paper) Just click the link below and watch the Marshmallow Challenge.

http://www.wimp.com/marshmallowproblem/

Happy New Year .... Wishing You Success!

Machine Tool Technology is "Minnie Moore"

There are lots of things to do instead of being a Machinist. In a way, it would be good if NOBODY ever trained to be a machinist ..... then the existing machinists would make ALL the money!

Some people do not like the smell of a machine shop ............ (that smell is the smell of MONEY)

Vocational Aptitude Test - Machinist

What should I do with my life???????????
Heh, heh, heh .......... Good Question.
Easy answer ......... you already know what to do with your life. When people ask for advice, they keep asking people and asking people until they finally find somebody who tells them to do what they were going to do anyway.

But, you might as well listen to the wisdom of the ages:
"You will know a tree by its fruit."
To make apples, start with an apple tree. (not a potato vine)
To make guard dogs, start with something like a German Shepherd. (not a canary)

.......... yeah, but I'm looking for the REAL ME.

OK ..... take the test .....

Those who play with fire get _____________.
I (have) (Have not) been burned before.
I (would) (would not) mind doing it again.
ans: If you know that playing with fire gets you burned, yet you keep playing with fire and getting burned ....... DUH ......... maybe you should be a welder.

Those who play with electricity get _____________.
I (have) (Have not) been shocked before.
I (would) (would not) mind doing it again.
ans: If you know that playing with electricity gets you shocked, yet you keep playing with electricity and getting shocked ....... DUH ......... maybe you should be a electrician.

Those who play with sharp cutting tools get _____________.
I (have) (Have not) been cut before.
I (would) (would not) mind doing it again.
ans: If you know that playing with sharp cutting tools gets you cut, yet you keep playing with sharp cutting tools and getting cut ....... DUH ......... maybe you should be a machinist.
Further machinist testing:
What is it called when a machinist gets cut and peers into the open wound?
ans: seeing his inner self
What is it called when a machinist gets cut and other people peer into the open wound?
ans: opening up to others, exposing their inner self


......... but I thought this would have to do with singing songs ......
ans. You were thinking VOCAL aptitude test ..... this is VOCATIONAL.
If you want to make money with your voice, get a microphone/head-set and practice saying, "Yaunt frazz wizzat?" Numerous fast food jobs are calling!

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a _________________!

Machinist School Test

Tech School (Vo-Tech, Trade School, etc) is for “technical” people……. Get’er’done

College is for “people” people ….. Make a contribution to society

Which one are you?

Do you have trouble with names? Sometimes call Bob a different name such as Billy or Thomas? Maybe call Betty something like Suzanne or Brenda?
If so, you are NOT a “people” person ….. go to Tech School.

On the other hand, do you have trouble with names? Sometimes you say screwdriver when you mean hammer or x-ray machine? Maybe call the spark plug a radiator or battery?
If so, you are NOT a “technical” person …… go to College.

If you just want enough knowledge to get a steady, dependable job with a well-known international company:
1. Smile
2. Practice saying this phrase with enthusiasm: “Yaunt frazz wizzat?”

Class Starts Soon

August 20 is the first day of Class