Saturday, November 27, 2010

Vocational Aptitude Test - Machinist


What should I do with my life???????????
Heh, heh, heh .......... Good Question.
Easy answer ......... you already know what to do with your life. When people ask for advice, they keep asking people and asking people until they finally find somebody who tells them to do what they were going to do anyway.

But, you might as well listen to the wisdom of the ages:
"You will know a tree by its fruit."
To make apples, start with an apple tree. (not a potato vine)
To make guard dogs, start with something like a German Shepherd. (not a canary)

.......... yeah, but I'm looking for the REAL ME.

OK ..... take the test .....

Those who play with fire get _____________.
I (have) (Have not) been burned before.
I (would) (would not) mind doing it again.
ans: If you know that playing with fire gets you burned, yet you keep playing with fire and getting burned ....... DUH ......... maybe you should be a welder.

Those who play with electricity get _____________.
I (have) (Have not) been shocked before.
I (would) (would not) mind doing it again.
ans: If you know that playing with electricity gets you shocked, yet you keep playing with electricity and getting shocked ....... DUH ......... maybe you should be a electrician.

Those who play with sharp cutting tools get _____________.
I (have) (Have not) been cut before.
I (would) (would not) mind doing it again.
ans: If you know that playing with sharp cutting tools gets you cut, yet you keep playing with sharp cutting tools and getting cut ....... DUH ......... maybe you should be a machinist.
Further machinist testing:
What is it called when a machinist gets cut and peers into the open wound?
ans: seeing his inner self
What is it called when a machinist gets cut and other people peer into the open wound?
ans: opening up to others, exposing their inner self


......... but I thought this would have to do with singing songs ......
ans. You were thinking VOCAL aptitude test ..... this is VOCATIONAL.
If you want to make money with your voice, get a microphone/head-set and practice saying, "Yaunt frazz wizzat?" Numerous fast food jobs are calling!

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a _________________!