Saturday, February 26, 2011

Machinist School - "X-ist" & "Y-ist" ... Existentialism



Machinists rarely ponder the questions, "Do I really exist? If so, where am I?

Those two questions form the basis of Existentialist Thought.

One of the famous Existential thinkers was Rene Descartes. He does not exist anymore because he died February 11, 1650.

He is famous for a statement, "I think, therefore I am." He figured that since he was thinking, there must be an active part of the cosmos that could (at that time) be described as Rene Descartes.

Rene needed to figure out a way to map the cosmos so that he could find himself so he invented a kind of grid system. Cities are laid out using his system. The streets run north and south while the avenues go east and west (or vice-versa). In mathematics, the X-axis is drawn horizontally on a wall while the Y-axis is drawn vertically. CNC (Computer Numerical Control) folks locate points using Rene Descartes grid system. The grid system is even named after Rene.

The grid system is called "The Cartesian" grid system.

One has to wonder, "If we only used the X-axis, would that be X-istential? Could there be a Y-istential?"

Machinists have a different method of answering the philosophical question, "Where am I?"

Machinists simply hit themselves on the thumb with a hammer. Then the questions of existence and location become moot points. Lawyers then ask, "What are the X & Y coordinates of a moot point?" But machinists always know where they are - "Right Here Sucking My Sore Thumb!"

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Machinist School - A Good Knife Sharpener

Right now, February 2011, Aldi's has an electric knife sharpener that is easy to use and works well .... and only $15.
http://www.aldifoods.com/us/html/offers/2867_13546_ENU_HTML.htm

The red button in the middle of the front is a simple on/off switch.
The left side is Coarse, the right side is Fine.
Drag a knife through the slots on the left, then use the slots on the right.
Pretty easy way to sharpen a knife.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Machinist School - See the Robotic Snow Plow

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tPg1ZMiC9pA

The link above shows some of the steps in the invention of a robotic snow plow.
.... Finding a Need, Computer Drafting and Simulation, Computer Machining, Product Testing ...
Sometimes people become machinists just so that they can build the things they want to make.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Machinist School - Video

http://www.kanabco.com/vms/


This link is know to many as the Virtual Machine Shop.
When you get to the site, Click on the "Library" and you will find numerous topics.
Many of the topics include video demonstrations that can be accessed by clicking the associated "video camera icon".

Happy Machining!

Machinist School - Research & Development

At the Machinist School in Springdale (Arkansas), on February 9, 2011 we have 20 inches of snow with drifts even higher. But that does not deter our R&D efforts. (When you get lemons, make lemonade - right?) Maybe now, the world will have a better understanding of why ducks fly in a V-formation and why loose-screw threads frequently have 60 Duck-gree angles.